Soren Bakken-Heck

February 9th, 2026 I have a Monday routine, I get home around 7:30am, eat a real meal, usually takeout, go to bed and then wake up around 5pm. Because of Murdelicious I went to bed late, closer to 9am, and snoozed my alarm until 6pm. There’s still time to get my routine back on track. The first thing I do is log onto the Murdelicious Pod Patreon, I want to see the recipe list for the tater tot hot dish and if Emilia has posted any bonus recipes, she has, score! Swedish meatballs, that’s also...

March 24th, 2000 The problem of Sherry Lindquist has been resolved. An unfortunate fall down the east stairwell. Her record of me has been disposed of, the copy was nowhere to be found. I think she was bluffing. I attended the wake, it called for appearing appropriately sad. I think I did a good job. Several colleagues said I spoke highly of her. I will not write again until there is need. Andrew Thorsen listens to sports analysts argue about how well the Minnesota Twins will do this year....

I splash cold water on my face, and rub the sleep from my eyes, the clattering of the empty Ursas Kiss bottle makes me wince as it rolls noisily across the room, I forget where it was and kicked it as I walk to the windows to pull the shutters closed, I need it dark and quiet in here. I sit at the desk and look at my notes, a list of people I want to talk to is all I have, that and two of the victims were being followed by someone in a cloak, they also felt in need of protection, did the...